I Love You and Want to Do Unspeakable Things to You Funny Love Card

I Love You and Want to Do Unspeakable Things to You is a bold, flirty love card made for customers who enjoy suggestive humor without getting explicit. It’s a popular pick for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, and long-term relationships where the joke lands because the love is real. Printed on thick, luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock, this A6 card feels elevated and gift-worthy while still delivering a laugh. Each card includes a kraft envelope and comes packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve with a wet adhesive closure. The interior is blank so customers can personalize it for any occasion. Product details • 4.5" x 6.25" (A6) greeting card • 100% cotton, textured cardstock • Includes kraft envelope • Protective cellophane sleeve with wet adhesive closure • Blank inside • Designed and printed in the USA A strong addition for retailers carrying modern, cheeky, premium stationery with an adult sense of humor.